Free tickets for service personnel and veterans this Saturday.

Words and pictures by Professor James Reade. Today is another break from the league, with an FA Cup 1st Round match at Newport County....

From the sublime to the ridiculous in three days.

Another quiet week at Boundary Park. Cheers for waiting until 6.30pm last night to announce Mellon, lads. Really appreciate it. Last...

Still undefeated under Thompson, and if you'd offered us 11 points from 15 a few weeks ago, we'd have snapped your hand off. It's still...

Well we were due to give someone a tonking, weren't we? And we can grind out ugly wins as well. Progress. Steve Thompson spoke after the...

So, the Rhinoball era is over, bookended by 3-0 defeats at Bromley. I’m sure I’m not the only one feeling a little more zen than I did...

Dorking Wanderers were founded in 1999. Which means that, as a club, they didn’t exist when I sat my A levels. As a club, they are...

HMS Piss The League has not righted herself, and remains well off course. I hope the captain knows what he's doing. The performance at...

Well, we’ve given him a chance. We’ve given him time. We’ve given him a shitload of money. But I think my patience is running out. I...

The football gods gave, and the football gods hath taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (I believe he’s covering our game for TNT...

Last week’s blog aged like fine milk, didn’t it. “You don’t need a midfield with this set of strikers.” Fuck’s sake. What a fucking...

Good morning, sailors! Underway! Shift colours! HMS Piss The League is leaving harbour. Full steam ahead. Our final preseason friendly...

Preparations on HMS Piss The League continue to give cause for optimism. I wasn't at the games at Curzon Ashton or Barrow, so I'll leave...

What a week of sport, eh! Bazball vindicated! No, I meant this Baz. Image © Mick Rathbone. Buy his books. Last Saturday was yet another...

Woop woop! Football’s back! Innit brilliant! OK the game at Hyde wasn’t anything to get excited about. It was a preseason training...

Another positive week on HMS Piss The League. Imagine jumping ship to go and be Robbie Fowler's bag carrier in the Bonesaw Sportwashing...

The fans’ forum on Thursday raised more questions than it answered in some ways. Firstly, who was meant to be hosting? How did those two...

The sun is shining, the pitch is looking lush, and the work preparing HMS Piss The League continues. Is it really only a year since we...

Didn’t get either of the things I wanted last Saturday, did I? City won the treble, and Uefa fucked up again. City winning the Champions...