Words by Andy Roberts, pictures stolen from the internet from people who also stole them. I may not have the wit or style of our regular...

Words by Anthony "Macca" McNamara For me, at least, Saturday, 25 November 2023, was about as wholesome a day as a grown man can...

Words by Will Holdaway, picture from t'internet. We’re going up this season – probably through the play-offs, alas – and I’ll tell you...

Thoughts from @fromthelookers ... “If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry each time we meet. Walk on by.” Poignant...

Words by Will Holdaway Whatever the result, today’s fixture against Eastleigh will once again show the current healthy and happy state of...

Free tickets for service personnel and veterans this Saturday.

Words and pictures by Professor James Reade. Today is another break from the league, with an FA Cup 1st Round match at Newport County....

From the sublime to the ridiculous in three days.

Another quiet week at Boundary Park. Cheers for waiting until 6.30pm last night to announce Mellon, lads. Really appreciate it. Last...

Still undefeated under Thompson, and if you'd offered us 11 points from 15 a few weeks ago, we'd have snapped your hand off. It's still...

Well we were due to give someone a tonking, weren't we? And we can grind out ugly wins as well. Progress. Steve Thompson spoke after the...

So, the Rhinoball era is over, bookended by 3-0 defeats at Bromley. I’m sure I’m not the only one feeling a little more zen than I did...

Dorking Wanderers were founded in 1999. Which means that, as a club, they didn’t exist when I sat my A levels. As a club, they are...

HMS Piss The League has not righted herself, and remains well off course. I hope the captain knows what he's doing. The performance at...

Well, we’ve given him a chance. We’ve given him time. We’ve given him a shitload of money. But I think my patience is running out. I...

The football gods gave, and the football gods hath taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (I believe he’s covering our game for TNT...

Last week’s blog aged like fine milk, didn’t it. “You don’t need a midfield with this set of strikers.” Fuck’s sake. What a fucking...

Good morning, sailors! Underway! Shift colours! HMS Piss The League is leaving harbour. Full steam ahead. Our final preseason friendly...

Preparations on HMS Piss The League continue to give cause for optimism. I wasn't at the games at Curzon Ashton or Barrow, so I'll leave...

What a week of sport, eh! Bazball vindicated! No, I meant this Baz. Image © Mick Rathbone. Buy his books. Last Saturday was yet another...