Taking four points in a week off two teams that we painfully failed to beat last season? One of whom we’ve failed to beat in four...

Not won the first league game of the season for 11 years, is it? Haven’t kept a clean sheet in the opening game for 19 years, you say? To...

Cheers to James Reade for writing this season preview Another season begins. Without wishing to play the “my team’s harder than yours...

Claire’s cat can rest easy. For now, it’s not coming home, and Gareth Southgate’s race is run. It was quite a ride though, wasn’t it?...

We’ve all slagged him off. We’ve all questioned whether he’s the man for the job. We’ve howled in frustration at his team selections and...

Is England’s name on the trophy? Let’s not jinx it. But despite everything, they’re two wins away from it coming home. The team needed...

A few years ago, I read Inferno by Dante Alighieri. I don’t recommend it, it drags, it’s tedious and self-indulgent. Seriously, people...

“Fully expect a cagey performance and narrow win for England against Serbia (and hope against hope for no unpleasantness in the stands),...

It seems almost pointless to look at who the contenders to win Euro 2024 might be, given that it’s a foregone conclusion that England...

I didn’t watch the Champions’ League final last Saturday. Had family stuff on. My brother, who’s a Liverpool fan and still hasn’t fully...

Happy June 1st! The start of Euros month! Have you all got your wallcharts up? I have. 43 years of age. Not arsed. There’s something...

The fans forum this week was an opportunity for Micky Mellon, Darren Royle, Gary Brabin and Luke Rothwell to explain exactly how the...

Ah, football can be brilliant, can't it. Well it can for literally every team other than Oldham Athletic. Hope Street in Prescot was the...

Well, I was hoping to be going to a play off final this weekend, and I am. I’m zipping up my boots and going back to my roots. 📷 Paul...

Don’t be sad that it happened. Be glad that it’s over. Having fucked up any chance of making the play offs, but guaranteed that we’d...

You, there! Latics! Fuck all the way off! And when you get there, fuck off some more! A few days before our trip to Oxford City, it was...

When the fixtures came out last summer, one game in particular jumped out at me. “YIIRRRSS WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE AT HOME AGAINST...

Well. That was utterly fucking shit, wasn’t it. Easter ruined. Birthday ruined. Fuck off, Oldham. The first half performance against...

Abandon ship. HMS Piss the League has abjectly failed in its mission. It doesn’t look like the lifeboats will make it to the playoffs....

Are you relieved that I’m here to write the blog this week? Were you worried that I’d be unable to after being knocked all over the gaff...