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willholdaway808
Dec 2, 20234 min read
My will power at the lowest Ebb
Words by Anthony "Macca" McNamara For me, at least, Saturday, 25 November 2023, was about as wholesome a day as a grown man can...
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willholdaway808
Nov 25, 20233 min read
Woking 925
Words by Will Holdaway, picture from t'internet. We’re going up this season – probably through the play-offs, alas – and I’ll tell you...
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willholdaway808
Nov 18, 20234 min read
Woking on by
Thoughts from @fromthelookers ... “If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry each time we meet. Walk on by.” Poignant...
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willholdaway808
Nov 11, 20233 min read
All the clubs have been closed down
Words by Will Holdaway Whatever the result, today’s fixture against Eastleigh will once again show the current healthy and happy state of...
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willholdaway808
Nov 8, 20235 min read
Calling all Veterans and Service Personnel
Free tickets for service personnel and veterans this Saturday.
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willholdaway808
Nov 4, 20234 min read
Now you’re in Newport, concrete jungle where dreams are made of…
Words and pictures by Professor James Reade. Today is another break from the league, with an FA Cup 1st Round match at Newport County....
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willholdaway808
Oct 28, 20235 min read
Yer twisting my Mellon man
From the sublime to the ridiculous in three days.
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Arlene Finnigan
Oct 14, 20234 min read
Don't break my heart, Micky
Another quiet week at Boundary Park. Cheers for waiting until 6.30pm last night to announce Mellon, lads. Really appreciate it. Last...
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Arlene Finnigan
Oct 7, 20233 min read
The North Will Rise Again
Still undefeated under Thompson, and if you'd offered us 11 points from 15 a few weeks ago, we'd have snapped your hand off. It's still...
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Arlene Finnigan
Sep 30, 20235 min read
Talkin bout dub
Well we were due to give someone a tonking, weren't we? And we can grind out ugly wins as well. Progress. Steve Thompson spoke after the...
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Arlene Finnigan
Sep 23, 20235 min read
Happiness is a thing called Joe
So, the Rhinoball era is over, bookended by 3-0 defeats at Bromley. I’m sure I’m not the only one feeling a little more zen than I did...
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Arlene Finnigan
Sep 16, 20233 min read
There's a lot of opportunities, if we knew how to take them
Dorking Wanderers were founded in 1999. Which means that, as a club, they didn’t exist when I sat my A levels. As a club, they are...
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Arlene Finnigan
Sep 9, 20233 min read
He'll sail this ship alone
HMS Piss The League has not righted herself, and remains well off course. I hope the captain knows what he's doing. The performance at...
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Arlene Finnigan
Sep 2, 20233 min read
Disappointed, once more
Well, we’ve given him a chance. We’ve given him time. We’ve given him a shitload of money. But I think my patience is running out. I...
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Arlene Finnigan
Aug 19, 20234 min read
Between the pain and the pleasure, amongst the sharks and the treasure
The football gods gave, and the football gods hath taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (I believe he’s covering our game for TNT...
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Arlene Finnigan
Aug 12, 20233 min read
Don't tell me that my ship is coming in
Last week’s blog aged like fine milk, didn’t it. “You don’t need a midfield with this set of strikers.” Fuck’s sake. What a fucking...
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Arlene Finnigan
Aug 5, 20234 min read
Isn't it good, we've signed Norwood
Good morning, sailors! Underway! Shift colours! HMS Piss The League is leaving harbour. Full steam ahead. Our final preseason friendly...
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Arlene Finnigan
Jul 29, 20233 min read
The Year Of Purification
Preparations on HMS Piss The League continue to give cause for optimism. I wasn't at the games at Curzon Ashton or Barrow, so I'll leave...
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Arlene Finnigan
Jul 22, 20233 min read
This is the seaside town that they forgot to close down
What a week of sport, eh! Bazball vindicated! No, I meant this Baz. Image © Mick Rathbone. Buy his books. Last Saturday was yet another...
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Arlene Finnigan
Jul 15, 20232 min read
I want to run, I went to Hyde
Woop woop! Football’s back! Innit brilliant! OK the game at Hyde wasn’t anything to get excited about. It was a preseason training...
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